When you've got some spare change in your wallet, you could stash it away in your savings or invest in your professional growth. Or if you're as rich as, say, Gwyneth Paltrow , you could splurge on a luxury dildo. If that latter option piques your interest, here are some of the most expensive, luxurious, and sometimes downright ridiculous sex toys that you or, more accurately, someone with an extra ten grand floating around can buy. This seven-inch vibrator, which looks like the offspring of a rocket ship and a chess piece, doesn't appear to be for sale yet, but Thrillist reported last summer that the design was complete.
8 Luxury Sex Toys Over $150 That Offer Priceless Loads of Pleasure
11 of the most expensive sex toys
How much is your pleasure worth? If you happen to be filthy rich, you can afford to get a little exotic with how you get your kicks. There's a huge market for high-priced sex toys, because apparently rich people love gold and diamonds so much that want to stick them in or around their genitals. If you're a normal everyday person, you probably can't afford any of the items on this list, but if there was any reason to want to become rich, maybe the opportunity to buy a fancy horse tail butt plug is the inspiration you need. Below is a list of the most expensive sex toys ever, so sit back and gaze upon these fancy pleasure items that likely cost more than many months' rent. Which fancy sex toy do you think is most absurd? Would it be the solid gold Cobra cock ring?
12 Of The Most Expensive Sex Toys In The World
The idea of creating a million-dollar sex toy was once laughable. The "million-dollar vibrator" designed by Australian jeweler Colin Burn. A conversation at a dinner party in got him thinking about whether it was possible to design a sex toy that was truly aspirational. He researched the market and realized there was nothing he as a jeweler would describe as luxury. It would be high-end, high-value, made from real gold, with real jewels, for people who appreciate fine things.
If you managed to make a new year's resolution this year, I applaud you. If you haven't, it's not too late. May I suggest more self-care? Maybe a little more self-love? Are these veiled ways of saying you should resolve to masturbate more?